A: Stop wearing jeans

According to a new survey, people say the average age when you should stop wearing jeans is . . . 53.

Here are some of the other less offensive results from the survey . . .

  1. The average person tries on three pairs when they’re shopping for jeans . . . and 6% have burst into TEARS during the process.
  1. When we find a good pair, we wear them for an average of three years.  But 5% of people wear them for more than 10 years.
  1. People wear jeans an average of five times before they wash them.
  1. And 5% have worn them to a job interview, a wedding, or a funeral.